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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

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nursejack:

dailyotter:

Otter and Hoomin Touch Paws

Via Das Otterhaus

Lemme touch that otter’s paws!

The awkward moment when you step to the side to get around someone, but they step to the same way.

typicalbrad:

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A short horror story:

where did the spider go?

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akameow:

just cause i love unicorns.

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• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

pamiwillendyou:

omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”

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