Hey. 24. Gay. Dallas is my home. Love the finer things in life and I enjoy the small things. If you want ask me stuff, I always answer back.

 

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast.  I’m pretty fucked.

My friend Skylar, a shotgun, and fruit…I’m ready bitch.

memewhore:

randomlovesawkward:

My boyfriend Will, a mothafucking Keyblade, and french fries. Bring it.

Tech support person from Time Warner Cable, Donkey Kong barrel, chicken breast.  I’m pretty fucked.

My friend Skylar, a shotgun, and fruit…I’m ready bitch.

(Source: victran)

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